Why Do We Exist?

We exist because the universe needed more existential dread, and we're here to provide it.

According to our esteemed chairperson, Professor Blerg, "We're a committee of conundrums because someone had to do it."

Our purpose is to convene, deliberate, and occasionally take naps. We're the unsung heroes of intergalactic bureaucracy.

Our Past Meetings | Our Futuristic Vision | Our Internal Conflicts

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